Make life so much easier

For variances

All the world's events

Randomly distributed

Nothing's for certain

Eve shares with Adam

Two things: apples and functions

of Y given X

Couple copulas

Riveting random ramble

Ordered entropy

How likely is it?

May be insufficient to

Just say "probably"

Probability

Is continuous with its

Ordered statistics

Probability

Will I date Katy Perry?

P() equals 0

The weather last week

Was an outlier. This week

Regress to the mean

Rolling the dice, twice

The sample space? Thirty-six

What is the chance that...?

These distributions

remind me of all the ways

I could go skiing.

Probability

Solves world problems but makes you

Dream in R language

They said "More cow bell!"

But to be honest, cow bells

just aren't quite normool.

don't runif you start

to see distributions all

the time; it's dnorm

Probability

Has difficult problem sets;

Horton prepares us.

Bayesian inference

Must always collect data

to reach conclusion

Probability

of two haikus being the same

is almost zero

These are some moments:

expectations, variance,

skewness, kurtosis.

probability

when R you so nice and fun?

when writing haikus!

I'm exponential

How long have I been this way?

Sorry - I forgot.

Success or Failure

Continuous or Discrete

Probability

Variance of X

is E [(X minus miu) squared],

the square of sigma.

So many functions.

Parameters to enter.

How to track it all?

Formulas are Key

To an Adequate Degree

For at least a B

Using code in R

Makes probability nice

Much more-so than Rice

If you have three balls,

What is the likelihood of

A quarter heads up?

Probability

Frequentist or Bayesian

The counting is hard

Card problems are hard,

So its good my brain ain't lard,

Cuz I need to count!

Random uniform,

Bounded from zero to one.

So nice to work with.

If we know the prior,

the data will guide us to

the posterior.

Thought you were normal

But Bayes says you are different

Heart's torn you or him

Hey May the odds be

ever in your favor - said

no One ever duh!

Hearts, diamonds, spades, clubs

Prob. makes me great gambler

So I'm quitting school!

Problems to submit

Tears fall, much work to be done

I hope this is life.

Last updated November 29, 2015 by Nicholas Horton